You wake up in a room you have never been in before. it is an empty, black box with only 1 light, a computer, and a small speaker in the corner.
The computer has a large sticker saying "addon+ release date lolz"
The speaker says: It has been 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 years.
You get up to get on the computer, and boot it up. Strangely, there is no login screen.
You go onto your favorite website, the AoC2 Forums and check Addon+. It says the following, "lol jk man no update xd"