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  1. Random Guy: LILDAWG PLAYED COMPUTER AOC2?! IS THIS THE RAPTURE?! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!! Lildawg: It's true. 😄 Notes: 1. I still prefer Android because it loads quicker. Giving me another reason to ask why the game isn't compatible with my device anymore. 2. I will do a series on computer version if asked.
  2. No I's? *Lthuana Intensifies.*
  3. Ever wanted to have Vytautas the Derp as a useable leader in Age of Civilizations 2? WELL NOW YOU CAN! How to install your Vytautas the Derp: 1. Download the picture onto your computer. 2. Open up the Steam Application. The one that gives you a list to allow you to start up your games. 3. Right click on Age of Civilizations 2. 4. Click properties. 5. Click local files. 6. Click browse local files. 7. Click on the folder that says "game". 8. Go to "leaderIMG". 9. Plop Vytautas the Derp into the folder. 10. Open up the game. 11. Go to editor then Leaders. 12. Create a new leader. 13. When typing the image name, type "vytautasthederp.png". 14. CONGRATS! YOU CAN NOW USE HIM ON ANY COUNTRY! 15. Play a game and spread the love of Lthuana! 16. Profit. Vytautas the Derp of Lthuana His actual stats: 25% on everything except administration and military upkeep. -25% on military upkeep and administration.
  4. If you try to ally someone and you are both in the HRE, you get a positive bonus to ally with them. If one of you are, and the other isn't, it gives you a negative bonus to trying to ally with them(This applies if you aren't but they are as well). It is easier to ally people of the HRE if you are in the HRE than people who aren't. In other words, it makes allying other HRE members easier as long as you are a member yourself. If you aren't, or are and trying to ally outside of the HRE, it is harder.
  5. Germanic Empire: I defeated Rome and built an empire. Currently my largest one to date. I decided to make a map for it.
  6. My largest Empire in 5 AD as Suebi.
  7. Me, My Ally the Ottomans, and some of the Great Powers I will go after in Part Two.
  8. Chapter 5: Aztec Empire: SURRENDER OR DIE! Australian Tribes: ALRIGHT POWERFUL SIR! WE SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT! Aztec Empire: Good... *Aztec Empire Then Vassalizes Muisca. A large power in South America. Aztec notices Oyo landed in South America.* Oyo: This land is mine! Aztec Empire: Hello Oyo... Oyo: Who are you? Aztec Empire: THE ALMIGHTY AZTEC EMPIRE! Oyo: Hello... I am the almighty Oyo!!! *Aztec Empire begins vassalizing the South American Kingdoms.* Oyo: ... *Aztec laughs maniacally.* Oyo: Someone so powerful, that he can force others to give in without shedding a single drop of blood... No... I won’t be outdone! Aztec Empire: Try your best LITTLE EMPIRE. Oyo: Little?! How dare you?! Liberia(Aztec Africa): Oyo... I suggest you don’t fight him... You will get crushed easily... Oyo: Hate to say it, but you’re right... I will be back though... Ottoman Empire: Countries are preparing to colonize the Americas, some have already landed... Aztec is not gonna be happy about that... Part One of the series, A Terrifying Alliance, ends here.... Part Two: Colonialism in the Americas...
  9. Kenya declared their independence in 1963. Actually, two Kenyas did. The Northern Neko Led Kenya, and the Southern Human Led Kenya. It is only a matter of time before war breaks between the north and south. Helden der Welt Stats: Neko Kenya was supported by The USA, Soviet Union, China, United Kingdom, and France Human Kenya was supported by Mexico, Brazil, Peru, and Argentina. War ended in Neko victory. (Yeah, the Soviets and Americans kinda screwed over Human Kenya’s chances of winning.)
  10. Sorry I haven’t been really working in this one guys. I have been busy with ither projects. I will get back to this eventually, just not now.
  11. There was a server for the Nations Game using this same software. It did have negative reputation there. Wonder if they removed it.... Note: Nations Game forums no longer exist. Sadly because of Spam Bots, it was shut down.
  12. This won’t be modded. However the Nekos won’t have flags too different from Human Flags.
  13. Chapter 4: The Great Holy Roman War ———————— Austria: AZTEC! I HATE TO SAY IT BUT HELP ME! HELP ME! Aztec: Let me think... *Jeopardy music.* Aztec: Nah. Austria: PLEASE! Aztec: Listen Austria... I am on a mission to conquer all... And you? You’re in the way... So I’d rather have Ulm kill you than me having to kill you myself... Austria: Aztec... Why? I begged and I pleaded... Aztec: Goodbye... Austria: FRANKFURT! HELP ME! Frankfurt: Sure! Ulm: ULM ATTACKED FROM BEHIND! WURZBURG! TACKLE FRANKFURT! Würzburg: Uggghhh.... Fine... Aztec: Despite not knowing how to speak proper English... Ulm is pretty smart... He knows how to get allies and use them to help him in his time of need... He may actually be an unexpected threat... Nassau: I side with Austria! I hate you Ulm and Würzburg! I hope you die! Aztec: Interesting... Ottomans, you seeing this? Ottoman Empire: Yes, I do! The Catholic world is going to complete hell. Aztec: I don’t think we should get involved. I wish to watch this play out. Ottoman Empire: Same. Austria: Hesse! I couldnt get to the Aztecs! We are a threat to them! Hesse: Crap! Well... Good luck! Austria: Tell me why you haven’t gotten involved?! Hesse: I am afraid... If I declare war I may get obliterated... Austria: Here you are about to become the Holy Roman Emperor, and you are scared?! Hesse: I don’t want to lose the crown like Bohemia did. Austria: *Sigh* This is getting out of hand... *Austria is fighting his hardest against Ulm and Würzburg.* Würzburg: Any last words you two? Frankfurt: I fought my hardest... Goodbye... Nassau: (Censored) YOU! *Würzburg kills both.* Austria: The allies that joined have died in honor and I respect all of you... Except Nassau, he was a jerk, but I will keep fighting... Ulm: HEHEHE! ULM STRONG AIN’T HE? Austria: Yes Ulm... You are... You have outsmarted me... I never expected a bumbling baffoon to secretly be so smart and tactical... But I refuse to give up... *Austria continues to fight...* Ulm: THIS TAKE TOO LONG! HMMM... OH, I KNOW! AZTEC! Aztec: Hmm? Ulm: WANT SLICE OF AUSTRIA?! Aztec: Nah, but I do want him dead and I have too much money. So here. *Gives 300000 Gold.* Ulm: THANK! Aztec: Welc. Austria: Aztec why...? Aztec: Like I said... YOU’RE IN THE WAY... Würzburg: Aztec gave you HOW MUCH? Ulm: THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND! Würzburg: You know this is because Aztec wants Austria dead and doesn’t really care about you right? Ulm: OH I KNOW... HEHEHEHE! Würzburg: Ulm... You scare me... Ulm: I KNOW! *Austria continues to fight. Mostly because Ulm hasn’t got his new freshly hired troops to the front yet.* Austria: I guess this is it... The end... The 300000 was probably used to hire a fresh batch of troops... They should be here... Würzburg: Can I use you to kill Austria, Bohemia? Bohemia: Sure! Your miltary is welcome if it wants to kill an enemy of mine. Austria: It gets worse... *Austria begins pushing back to the Ulm border.* Austria: Huh... It is quiet... *Ulm comes to the border, much bigger.* Austria: OH (CENSORED.)! Ulm: ULM SMASH! Austria: OH GOD! THAT IS ALOT OF MILITARY! *Austria gets ran over.* Austria: NOT VIENNA! *Austria gets in front of Vienna and tries to hold Ulm back.* Ulm: TO VICTORY! THANKS ARMORIES! NOW AUSTRIA NEED TO BE DEAD! Austria: PROTECTING VIENNA IS MY OBJECTIVE! I won’t let you get to it... Ulm: YAAAAHHHH! *Ulm and Würzburg takes Vienna.* Austria: NO! NOT YET! *Austria continues fighting...* *Austria has one region left.* Austria: IF WE ARE GONNA LOSE! WE ARE GONNA LOSE FIGHTING TILL OUR LAST BREATH! Ulm: PATHETIC IDIOTIC WHELP! I WON! GIVE UP Austria: No... *Battle of Nitra occurs. Austria is kicked down to the Balkans, in a piece of land seperate from the rest of Austria.* Ulm: AZTEC, YOU HAS THAT! Aztec: Um... Sure... *Aztec forces the region in the Balkans to surrender.* Ulm: VICTORY! Austria: Not yet... Ulm: HUH? *Austria has a piece of land up in Prussia.* Ulm: (Censored) Würzburg: Looks like Prussia is up to me. I have land up there already. Austria: Würzburg is gonna come at me... Better prepare... Aztec: Hey Ulm. How about some military access through me? Ulm: HECK YEAH! THANK! Aztec: No prob. Ottoman Empire: This is very interesting... I have never seen such a brutal war before... Aztec: I have... The war of Great Viet, Mongolia, and Korea vs Ming... Then I attacked Ming after they lost. Ottoman Empire: Oh... Austria: This is my last territory... I can’t lose it... Otherwise it IS over this time. Ulm: WE FORGOT PRUSSIAN TERRITORY EXIST! CLEVER GIRL! Austria: WHAT?! HO- AZTEC TERRITORY STRETCHES TO HERE?! OH GOD... Ulm: GOODBYE! HAVE NICE DEATH! Austria: This is it... My death... Würzburg: Good thing you arrived. I was losing awfully. *Austria finally loses. Austria: This is it huh? Ulm: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! Austria: What? You ain’t gonna kill me? Ulm: Nah... I want to watch you suffer for years to come. I am just gonna take some land from you... Austria: ... Aztec: That was interesting to say the least... Ottoman: Very... Ulm: ULM POWERFUL! ULM STRONG! ULM SMASH! *Everyone in Europe shivers at the huge victory Ulm got. Except Aztecs and Ottomans.*
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