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    HRE And It's Use

    If you try to ally someone and you are both in the HRE, you get a positive bonus to ally with them. If one of you are, and the other isn't, it gives you a negative bonus to trying to ally with them(This applies if you aren't but they are as well). It is easier to ally people of the HRE if you are in the HRE than people who aren't. In other words, it makes allying other HRE members easier as long as you are a member yourself. If you aren't, or are and trying to ally outside of the HRE, it is harder.
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    Germanic Empire

    Germanic Empire: I defeated Rome and built an empire. Currently my largest one to date. I decided to make a map for it.
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    Your best Empire (Screenshot)

    My largest Empire in 5 AD as Suebi.
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    Me, My Ally the Ottomans, and some of the Great Powers I will go after in Part Two.
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    Chapter 5: Aztec Empire: SURRENDER OR DIE! Australian Tribes: ALRIGHT POWERFUL SIR! WE SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT! Aztec Empire: Good... *Aztec Empire Then Vassalizes Muisca. A large power in South America. Aztec notices Oyo landed in South America.* Oyo: This land is mine! Aztec Empire: Hello Oyo... Oyo: Who are you? Aztec Empire: THE ALMIGHTY AZTEC EMPIRE! Oyo: Hello... I am the almighty Oyo!!! *Aztec Empire begins vassalizing the South American Kingdoms.* Oyo: ... *Aztec laughs maniacally.* Oyo: Someone so powerful, that he can force others to give in without shedding a single drop of blood... No... I won’t be outdone! Aztec Empire: Try your best LITTLE EMPIRE. Oyo: Little?! How dare you?! Liberia(Aztec Africa): Oyo... I suggest you don’t fight him... You will get crushed easily... Oyo: Hate to say it, but you’re right... I will be back though... Ottoman Empire: Countries are preparing to colonize the Americas, some have already landed... Aztec is not gonna be happy about that... Part One of the series, A Terrifying Alliance, ends here.... Part Two: Colonialism in the Americas...
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    Blame Bohemia.
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    Helden der Welt: Kenyan Civil War 1963

    Kenya declared their independence in 1963. Actually, two Kenyas did. The Northern Neko Led Kenya, and the Southern Human Led Kenya. It is only a matter of time before war breaks between the north and south. Helden der Welt Stats: Neko Kenya was supported by The USA, Soviet Union, China, United Kingdom, and France Human Kenya was supported by Mexico, Brazil, Peru, and Argentina. War ended in Neko victory. (Yeah, the Soviets and Americans kinda screwed over Human Kenya’s chances of winning.)
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    Small Earth Project

    Sorry I haven’t been really working in this one guys. I have been busy with ither projects. I will get back to this eventually, just not now.
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    Secret Project Revealed

    Ding ding ding! Yes.
  10. There was a server for the Nations Game using this same software. It did have negative reputation there. Wonder if they removed it.... Note: Nations Game forums no longer exist. Sadly because of Spam Bots, it was shut down.
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    Helden Der Welt Unique Civilizations and Progress

    This won’t be modded. However the Nekos won’t have flags too different from Human Flags.
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    Chapter 4: The Great Holy Roman War ———————— Austria: AZTEC! I HATE TO SAY IT BUT HELP ME! HELP ME! Aztec: Let me think... *Jeopardy music.* Aztec: Nah. Austria: PLEASE! Aztec: Listen Austria... I am on a mission to conquer all... And you? You’re in the way... So I’d rather have Ulm kill you than me having to kill you myself... Austria: Aztec... Why? I begged and I pleaded... Aztec: Goodbye... Austria: FRANKFURT! HELP ME! Frankfurt: Sure! Ulm: ULM ATTACKED FROM BEHIND! WURZBURG! TACKLE FRANKFURT! Würzburg: Uggghhh.... Fine... Aztec: Despite not knowing how to speak proper English... Ulm is pretty smart... He knows how to get allies and use them to help him in his time of need... He may actually be an unexpected threat... Nassau: I side with Austria! I hate you Ulm and Würzburg! I hope you die! Aztec: Interesting... Ottomans, you seeing this? Ottoman Empire: Yes, I do! The Catholic world is going to complete hell. Aztec: I don’t think we should get involved. I wish to watch this play out. Ottoman Empire: Same. Austria: Hesse! I couldnt get to the Aztecs! We are a threat to them! Hesse: Crap! Well... Good luck! Austria: Tell me why you haven’t gotten involved?! Hesse: I am afraid... If I declare war I may get obliterated... Austria: Here you are about to become the Holy Roman Emperor, and you are scared?! Hesse: I don’t want to lose the crown like Bohemia did. Austria: *Sigh* This is getting out of hand... *Austria is fighting his hardest against Ulm and Würzburg.* Würzburg: Any last words you two? Frankfurt: I fought my hardest... Goodbye... Nassau: (Censored) YOU! *Würzburg kills both.* Austria: The allies that joined have died in honor and I respect all of you... Except Nassau, he was a jerk, but I will keep fighting... Ulm: HEHEHE! ULM STRONG AIN’T HE? Austria: Yes Ulm... You are... You have outsmarted me... I never expected a bumbling baffoon to secretly be so smart and tactical... But I refuse to give up... *Austria continues to fight...* Ulm: THIS TAKE TOO LONG! HMMM... OH, I KNOW! AZTEC! Aztec: Hmm? Ulm: WANT SLICE OF AUSTRIA?! Aztec: Nah, but I do want him dead and I have too much money. So here. *Gives 300000 Gold.* Ulm: THANK! Aztec: Welc. Austria: Aztec why...? Aztec: Like I said... YOU’RE IN THE WAY... Würzburg: Aztec gave you HOW MUCH? Ulm: THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND! Würzburg: You know this is because Aztec wants Austria dead and doesn’t really care about you right? Ulm: OH I KNOW... HEHEHEHE! Würzburg: Ulm... You scare me... Ulm: I KNOW! *Austria continues to fight. Mostly because Ulm hasn’t got his new freshly hired troops to the front yet.* Austria: I guess this is it... The end... The 300000 was probably used to hire a fresh batch of troops... They should be here... Würzburg: Can I use you to kill Austria, Bohemia? Bohemia: Sure! Your miltary is welcome if it wants to kill an enemy of mine. Austria: It gets worse... *Austria begins pushing back to the Ulm border.* Austria: Huh... It is quiet... *Ulm comes to the border, much bigger.* Austria: OH (CENSORED.)! Ulm: ULM SMASH! Austria: OH GOD! THAT IS ALOT OF MILITARY! *Austria gets ran over.* Austria: NOT VIENNA! *Austria gets in front of Vienna and tries to hold Ulm back.* Ulm: TO VICTORY! THANKS ARMORIES! NOW AUSTRIA NEED TO BE DEAD! Austria: PROTECTING VIENNA IS MY OBJECTIVE! I won’t let you get to it... Ulm: YAAAAHHHH! *Ulm and Würzburg takes Vienna.* Austria: NO! NOT YET! *Austria continues fighting...* *Austria has one region left.* Austria: IF WE ARE GONNA LOSE! WE ARE GONNA LOSE FIGHTING TILL OUR LAST BREATH! Ulm: PATHETIC IDIOTIC WHELP! I WON! GIVE UP Austria: No... *Battle of Nitra occurs. Austria is kicked down to the Balkans, in a piece of land seperate from the rest of Austria.* Ulm: AZTEC, YOU HAS THAT! Aztec: Um... Sure... *Aztec forces the region in the Balkans to surrender.* Ulm: VICTORY! Austria: Not yet... Ulm: HUH? *Austria has a piece of land up in Prussia.* Ulm: (Censored) Würzburg: Looks like Prussia is up to me. I have land up there already. Austria: Würzburg is gonna come at me... Better prepare... Aztec: Hey Ulm. How about some military access through me? Ulm: HECK YEAH! THANK! Aztec: No prob. Ottoman Empire: This is very interesting... I have never seen such a brutal war before... Aztec: I have... The war of Great Viet, Mongolia, and Korea vs Ming... Then I attacked Ming after they lost. Ottoman Empire: Oh... Austria: This is my last territory... I can’t lose it... Otherwise it IS over this time. Ulm: WE FORGOT PRUSSIAN TERRITORY EXIST! CLEVER GIRL! Austria: WHAT?! HO- AZTEC TERRITORY STRETCHES TO HERE?! OH GOD... Ulm: GOODBYE! HAVE NICE DEATH! Austria: This is it... My death... Würzburg: Good thing you arrived. I was losing awfully. *Austria finally loses. Austria: This is it huh? Ulm: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! Austria: What? You ain’t gonna kill me? Ulm: Nah... I want to watch you suffer for years to come. I am just gonna take some land from you... Austria: ... Aztec: That was interesting to say the least... Ottoman: Very... Ulm: ULM POWERFUL! ULM STRONG! ULM SMASH! *Everyone in Europe shivers at the huge victory Ulm got. Except Aztecs and Ottomans.*
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    Note: This isn’t scripted to follow a story. I am making this up as I go while still following what is going on with the game. Ulm just happened to start kicking Austria around and I thought that was pretty freaking hilarious.
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    Chapter 3: A Story of Domination ——————————————————————— Hosokawa(Japanese Warlord): No! So close to uniting Japan! Curse you Aztecs! Aztec: That’s what you get for taking a piece of Cuba when I am conquering the Carribean! If you had just given it over, you would have been spared. Now join the rest of the idiots who dared to oppose me. *Hosokawa was cut down to two provinces by the Aztecs and nearby warlords.* Hosokawa: So close... I could have had it all... *The Aztecs now had land in Japan along with the entire Carribean under its dominion.* Aztec: For helping me in naval combat, I hearby give you a holding in Japan. Ottomans: Nice! Thanks! Aztec: Alright! Let’s explore what the Europeans call, “Africa”. *Aztec comes onto a set of countries in the south of North West Africa. An Indian Nation made the journey too, but wasn’t keen on making the colony any bigger. The countries were Oyo, Jolof, Mali, Kong, Bonoman, Dagbon, Songhai, Loango, and Yao. Oyo caught Aztec’s eye.* Oyo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DOMINATE ALL! I DOMINATE ALL! BOW BEFORE ME! Everyone Else: Y-yes! Oyo dominates all! Oyo: AS LONG AS YOU BOW TO ME! YOU WILL BE KEPT ALIVE AND WON’T BE A PUPPET! GO AGAINST ME AND GET CRUSHED! Aztec: I think I am gonna sit and watch this. This reminds me of.... Well.... Me.... Oyo: Hey! Who are you? Aztec: (Lies) Just a new African nation with zero knowledge on warfare. Oyo: Hmmm... Well you bow to me! Aztec: Sure! (Hehehe... This guy is more stupid than I thought... He could be useful in future battles and make it easy to dominate Africa.) Jolof: I see your disguise there, outsider... Aztec: Huh? Jolof: I know who you actually are... I am a good friend of Oyo. Don’t do anything you would regret. Aztec: Well then Jolof. Hope you got some bite with that bark. Jolof: If you go to war with Oyo, I won’t hesitate to obliterate your armies. Aztec: Heh... Whatever... (This guy is smart. Better be careful around him.) Meanwhile in Europe... Ulm: ULM SMASH! Everyone Else: AHHHHH! Hesse: AUSTRIA KILL IT! Austria: I AM TRYING!
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    A Terrifying Alliance

    My mic broke on my tablet, so I had no need for my recording software anymore. And that also had screenshots with it.