($Jake$)

(All of this no joke happened in-game. Obviously I was controlling USA.) This story starts in the year 2018. Donald Trump is the president of the United States of America. South America, Africa, India, Indochina, and Oceania are all uncolonized. No civilized man ever stepped their foot in those lands. Donald Trump was one man who was not scared of them, though. The US ended up in a horrible civil war, so our dear Donald had to solve domestic issues before he could bring guns and iPhones to the world. The big D quickly sent his troops down to Montana, Michigan and Idaho to take o

Also yes, that is the snake from the don't tread on me flag. 4D chess right here.

Step aside, amateurs

I never saw a more pain inducing scenario in any game and I already can see the YouTubers hungry for any type of content getting it

cool story bro

The Anti Thottie Defence Force The Location would be South Korea It would be a Democracy Flag:

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